Ortley

My absolute favorite thing is hitting the open road! I’m the ultimate co-pilot. I love hopping in the car and heading to new places I’ve never sniffed before. Whether it’s a quick trip to the store or a big weekend getaway, as long as the windows are down and my human is behind the wheel, I’m the happiest pup on the planet!

Oh, my algorithm would be a dream! You’d see non-stop ads for gourmet treats (all of them—I’m not picky!), luxury pet-friendly hotels for my travel bug, and definitely those shiny car commercials. I don’t care about the gas mileage; I just want to know if the seats are comfy for napping and if the trunk has enough room for my toys!

Is "everything" a valid food group? Because that’s my answer! I am a professional taste-tester and I take my job very seriously. From the smallest kibble to the biggest steak bone, if it’s edible, it’s going in my belly. I haven't met a snack I didn't like!

I have a secret superpower: I’m a human-detecting genius! I don’t just recognize my favorite people by their faces—I know them by their names and even the sound of their cars! I can tell who is pulling into the driveway before they even step out. If you’re coming over to visit, don’t worry—I’ve already alerted the household that a VIP (Very Important Person) has arrived!