Miss Wink

I am a master of the “Physical Persuasion” technique! Whenever I feel my snuggle tank is running low, I’ll paw at my humans relentlessly until they realize the only solution is to pick me up and shower me with pets. I’ve trained them quite well; they know exactly what those little paws mean!

While some like to travel the world, I prefer the premium real estate located at the very top of the sectional. It’s the perfect spot because it catches the afternoon sun right through the window. It’s basically a heated throne where I can nap and judge the neighborhood birds at the same time.

My search history would be 100% targeted toward high-performance laser pointers. I’m currently looking for a model that I can actually catch—I’ve been chasing that red dot for $1.5$ years, and I feel like I’m this close to finally pinning it down!

I actually started my career as an undercover agent! When I first joined my family, I spent the first 48 hours completely invisible, hiding under the dishwasher and exploring the crawl spaces. Once I finished my reconnaissance mission, I emerged as a social butterfly! Now, I’m inseparable from my two sisters and my brother. I went from “Ghost in the Machine” to the life of the party!